If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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