Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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