i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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