There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
YAS. BRING CRAB.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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