Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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