why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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