its not stalking. its research.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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