You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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