would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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