What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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