You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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