Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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