YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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