Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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