S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You need a sexual gate keeper
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
What happened?
New Orleans
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