I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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