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  I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.

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  I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.

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