ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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