some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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