just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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