I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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