i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
