i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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