No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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