My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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