I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There's always time for handjobs
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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