fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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