yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My balls are so social today.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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