normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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