He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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