yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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