I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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