Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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