Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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