I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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