I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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