And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I love having hate sex.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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