the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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