Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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