The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Drunk is not a location!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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