Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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