Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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