i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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