In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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