I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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