lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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