i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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