Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's official drugs can't kill me
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Im part way to drunk.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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