JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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