BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
