R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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