i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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