The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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