So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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