Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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