Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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