I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
